Was that the door I just heard? Must have passed out again. I thought she was already home. Kids should be home by now. Why do I feel so heavy? Am I still asleep? Oh great, sleep paralysis. Been a while since I've had that. Wait! There was definitely someone in here earlier! Did someone break in and rob us?! Are they still in the house?! Gotta wake up! Gotta warn her!
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